If Tory Burch and Lilly Pulitzer procreated...

Okay, I realize that's impossible, but if they were to come together and beget some type of offspring, who would it be?

I think her name would be Tracy Negoshian. 

She's a beginner, but I see some potential.  All of her tunics and dresses have a small credit card size pocket hidden on the right side, usually tucked under the arm at the rib cage - just perfect for a credit card, ID and maybe a lip gloss.

As she grows, hopefully her fabrics will improve and she will drop the ridiculous jewelry line.  (It's like a chintzy version of Franchesca's.)  I've got to give it to this girl - she started out with obvious color combinations that she knew would sell:  SEC football teams. 

Go to any SEC tailgate, I don't care if you're outside of the O'Connell Center in Gainesville, on top of G10 in Knoxville, or in the Grove in Oxford, you will hear one universal complaint from fashionable football fans:  Finding stylish clothes in a girl's favorite SEC team colors is more difficult than getting Mariah Carey zipped into a black mini dress!  Except of course for the Georgia Dawgs, those bitches I mean sweet Georgia peaches rock red and black like it's their job.

Happy Shopping!  Oh, and I almost forgot - the aqua and coral Rachel dress will be making an appearance on the SDP Christmas card this year.  What is more BVI than that?